Silly Sayings

Crazy is a relative term in my family!
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
Boys make good pets!
Caution, Blind Man Driving.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
What's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.
If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
Normal people worry me.
those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
Anger is one letter short of danger.
One death is one too many.
Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be
Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady.  But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.
Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information
I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down.
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle.
There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.
Thank-you for visiting reality, come again.
Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
Dain bramaged
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

Strange Worlds of Lunacy

Strange Worlds of Lunacy is a compilation of the funniest fantasy and sci-fi humor in the galaxy, the known universe, and all nine-million planes of existence! (Okay, well, maybe just the surrounding 5 blocks.) More than 50 short stories, limericks, and poems by breakout authors and seasoned veterans alike. This antho will have you laughing so hard you'll wet your...

"...a squeaky-clean bathroom buddy." ~ Colin P. Davies

Silly Pictures by Richard Svensson

Richard lent his talents to CyberAliens and illustrated Strange Worlds of Lunacy, the Galaxie's Sillyest Anthology. These are just a few of the marvelous pieces you'll find within it's pages.

Sillyness from Timothy A. Sayell

 People who live in glass houses should get dressed in the cellar.
It's better to have a hair in your soup than soup in your hair.
It's better to remain silent and look stupid, instead of saying something that proves it.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a church bell?  A ding-bat!
4 out of 5 doctors think the fifth doctor's a dork.

When Missus Moore
Begins to snore
She blows her blankets
All over the floor
Fishy, fishy, in the water
Let me catch you, like I oughta
I got nothing here to eat
And desire a tasty treat
I'll leave the head, the bones, the tail
What can I say, I work for scale
Read Timothy's story, "A Single Snapped String", in Strange World's of Lunacy